CNN Finally Ascended into 7th Dimension
CNN CENTER — Media news source CNN has just officially ascended into the 7th dimension. It all happened after their endless stream of news articles finally came together and finished building an alternative reality. CNN did not completely anticipate this, but they were pleased anyway.
“We’re thankful we finally have a complete alternate reality formulated by our news stories we can escape to whenever we’re sick of this one,” said CNN anchor Don Lemon. “After all, this alternative universe is just so much better than this one. It’s almost as if we created it ourselves, that’s how good it is.”
But things got a bit out of hand when this alternate world became so developed so as to transform into a part of the 7th dimension. Many CNN anchors have escaped into this dimension and never returned.
“We just live on another plane of existence,” Lemon added. “The 7th dimension, that is. You wouldn’t what it was if you had a picture of the US right in front of you! Haha!”
Sadly, many of those who have stayed in this other world too long have developed a lack of understanding for the functions of our traditional 3nd dimension. Even worse, a cure for this mass escapist fantasy is nowhere in sight.
However, Trump responded to CNN’s actions by calling it “fake news” and then escaping into the 8th dimension just to prove that he can do better. It’s not clear if he will return from his dimension either.
